Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.