Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.