Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.