What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.