What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana