What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.