What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.