What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.