Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.