Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.