Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.