Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.