Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.