What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.