What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.