What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.