What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure