What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.