Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
They're still talking about what happened in 1982.
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
With Starbucks!
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Anything you like he can't hear you.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
