What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!