What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.