Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.