Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull