Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.