Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.