The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A barber!
A woman.
Occam's razor
It's in their "jeans" ;)
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
A Harry Potter
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
At least one group can grow a beard.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: A barber.
Shorty's growin a beard.
A barber.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Santa would never free an elf.
Can I crash at your place
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
I did not see that coming.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because it was soda pressing.
Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
The egg gets laid!
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
