What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!