What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter