What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.