What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.