Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash