What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains