Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.