What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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With their eyes shut !

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Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.