What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!