What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.