Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)