Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out