What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.