What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.