What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Buzz Stop Jokes More Buzz Stop Jokes

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.