What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !