What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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They use quack!

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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.