What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !