How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.