How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.