What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!