What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !