Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.