How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal