How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

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