What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.