What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !