What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.