What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards