Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.