How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.