What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes