What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction