What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.