What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.