What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.