What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.