What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.