What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.