What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper