What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.