What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*