What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.