Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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What is Bing's most searched word ?

Chrome

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11