Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.