Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."