Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung