Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Sam Jokes More Sam Jokes

Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ?

Clay on Sam !

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."