What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

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What did the llama said to the other llama?

Como se llama?

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!