What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.