What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse