What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!